The Carrot in Front of the Donkey

I played college rugby. I was like captain in my school, captain in my college and then I'm going to go to Hartbury College. Similar to what I went to Australia, I was like, let's go to the epicenter of where things are good. See how good you really are. They're like, you can try out for the third team. Got smashed. Then when I played for Cinderford, back row, I remember getting bumped by a scrimmoth. And I mean, probably one of the most violent bumps I've ever had in my whole rugby life. It is too appropriate there. But at the same time, you're really disgruntled in the audience