The Worst Thing in the World

"I think that they literally hired sadists to swab your nose. These people were touching my brain every time her it hurts so bad I'm sick of pretending it didn't hurt and it didn't make me cry for like five minutes afterwards," he said. "The nurse lady was like the hottest girl I've ever seen in my entire life It's you put the swab in my Thing and pulled out like a booger the size of a golf ball Like bitch you do this all day You see worse boogers. This is the worst one."