Is There a Way to Get a New Coffee Machine?

i was on a mission to replace a curing machine that broke from walmart. Within 15 minutes of consuming these high powered laxitives, my stomach was making noises. I ditched my cart and went running all the way to the opposite end of the store to the bathroom. And i finally made itto the bathroom to find one stall available, the handicap stall. That both resonates with me and sounds very familiar.