The Nightvale Scorpions Have Faced Multiple Allegations of Gain Tampering

New billboards have appeared all over town bearing the image of a turkey sandwich and the single word harlot in large block letters. The department of health and human services recently claimed responsibility for the bill boards, saying that they were part of a campaign to promote nutrition and healthy living among children. In a subsequent adendum, we're receiving several phone calls from listeners and from the parks department that those flick ring lights and unintelligible noises we reported on earlier were coming from the pink floyd multi media lazer spectacular. A sport scandal has shook our quiet little town. The nightvale scorpions have faced multiple allegations of possible gain tampering. This football season,. Representatives for the desert bluffs school district