Is This for Vaping?

Alex is something called the tube colon, a minimal stress relief gadget. It's like all the exercise and masturbation without the orgasm. Um, there's no rug burn involved. What was the other stupid thing that I... Oh, oh, the flipo flop. The flipo flip TM, TM TM TM. Pocket size kinetic skill toy. Like... 8,504 backers. You know what? These should all come in...