The Titanic and the Tories

I was once at a place called some kind of palace, an old rich person Hollywood actors retreat in the Cotswolds. And I remember in the night, this is massive Polish courtyard where everyone's got their tax-free old, you know, retro cars and stuff. And they'd set up for the evening - it wasn't even fireworks. It was just a big LED sign that said, Happy Birthday John. And they played the Titanic theme music, right? And it cost them to do just that with a big sign saying Happy birthday John. That was 20 grand. But like, I don't know, 25 grand in Japan. Just, just stayed at some really nice York