A New Lady Whispered, Oh, My God, Burr, Would Like It Up the Ass

Two weeks ago, we were enjoying each other's company, having sex over there. My new lady whispered, basically during sex, that bur b e r, short for bernadette, would like it up the ass. I can only picture your red headed, freckled face looking over her shoulder a at me. All i could hear was your muffled bostonian twang, shout, ang. This is killing me now. What can you suggest? Should i just dump er? Go fuck yourself? Oh god, you ruin my name for me.