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The Tories Need Your Help This Christmas
This Christmas, look into your hearts and volunteer to become a Tory MP. With Tory MPs leaving Parliament in droves, the institution is on its knees. Once you're elected, you don't even have to do any work. It doesn't matter if you've been involved in sexual misconduct. Financial impropriety? cronyism, bullying, or just mind boggling gut wrenching incompetence. So get down to your local office today. Bring your own love child.