I Want to Turn You Into Water Balloon. He's Finding Ways to Be Worse

"I want to turn you into water balloon and have the slow mo guys fill me. I'm like, yeah, I'm at your ship and I'm a big ancient octopus." "The new YouTube shorts are almost an advertisement for his semen retention gadget," he says of McConaughey's character in 'Interstellar' He also talks about how China is going to take their sperm because Pelosi has emeralds on her tummy.