I've Been Too Nervous to Ask if Loser?

P1 double five is pissed. So we all sort of tailed him to find out where the lose were. I went into the toilet and he had covered the bowl in shit. Like you couldn't see the porcelain. He must have got down on his hands and knees and smeared it around the bowl. You've never seen a denser coating of shit in your life. It was like, is this toilet just brown? Is that what's happened? Because there is no way he's got that much coverage. And by the way, none in the water. There is no poo in the water,. Just the bowl. But unlike just an explosion of... A perfectly