Is There a Twitter Pole?

i'm always ing on the pretence that like, i'm connecting with the world. But it just feels really empty. And so sometimes i'm just like really embarrassed of my need for that connection and like my insistence on trying to get it. I also have this constant compulsion to be on twitter, like the tiny drip of validation that it gives me. So that's why this account would be perfect for me. It's like simultaneously on twitter and not on twitter. Like, the idea of being this hard to find on twitter feels really nice to me. That makes sense to me. Sounds perfect. Is there? It does. A hundred thousand people follow you. That's a hundred