How to Suck Your Own Dicks

Thank you so much for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome the Last Vagabond's Ryan Cristián to the show to discuss the Elites' war on every aspect of our lives and how we are not only fighting back but that we're actually winning. This was a banger. Thank you for your support. 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