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Slippers

Three Bean Salad

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You've Got Flat Feet, You Know?

It's just a sadly wide feet. A flipper like feet. I can move through the water like a motherfucker. But in terms of purchasing footwear, it's problematic. So you've got no foot arches. Nothing. Do they make a sort of slappy sound? Like a penguin? Yeah, of course. And then you just glide off on your stomach. It's so sad, isn't it, that Mike will never know what it's like, Ben, to feel some moths under the arch of his feet. Moths fluttering. The micro layer of surface moisture is powerfully adhesive. Yes. You could walk up the side of the shard.

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