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We Made It Weird #141

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

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The Power of Food

I think the corn people are like have been sidling up to the vegetable community for a long time. Potato and corn are outside of the dance hall where asparagus and zucchini are all in there doing limbo. They're very offended. And out in the back, fucking corn and potato are smoking siggies and kicking cans because they know they don't got much going. That's when McDonald's comes up and like, you want to be sugar. You want to be fries. What's Louis Armstrong? Hey, baby. I see fries. Fries of grease. Red tomato too. Where do we stand on his voice? We like it. Okay. I'm definitive

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