Do American Coscos Not Have a Good Return Policy?

My wife wrote a negative review of these trash bags that we boughtat hosco. And i was reading it and thought it would work as lyrics to a song, and particularly to this casian sunshine band song that we were trying to cook up. You know, does the do american coscos not have a good return policy? The canadian coscos you can take anything back the receipt? I mean, i can't. I just hate returning things. Even though, you know, these policies are usually fine. I just like going in. That's funny ges you call it a sol disco song.