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We Made It Weird #80

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

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I'm a Baby Boy. I'll Have Two Lotto Scratches, Two Big Claws and Five Pumps of Cream in a Small Coffee Cup

I'll have two lotto scratches, two big claws and five pumps of cream in a small coffee cup. I think my dad eats doghnuts every day. Give me a bar clo, give me two to eat. My dad doesn't get atto scratchers, but it's fun for it. Everybody lo a sea fall. Dreai, mi, gids, holy shop. Hundreds of millions eat dy. Anyone else? Y, just ye. Any boston man? Ty. That's the fun. You have a dad in a boston accent, say, reall, iok. Sing, sensitive tenderthing. Absolutely. I love it.

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