The Uninformed Dispenser of Parking Tickets

Chris writes to ask if you have any stories about parking tickets. He means, like, traffic wardens. Attached is a photo of the sign I was meant to spot one bay down and two bays across the road. There are three ticketed signs. However, the one hidden sign is stating it was a permit bay. This seems to be going above and beyond to give me a ticket. Um, as unfortunate. It's a huge cunt of a friend. Alan, the friend, Alan. They travel in packs. Well, uh, oh, you've done Chris wrong here. I think it's very angry. Oh, Kerry, what's the next one? Okay.