Sharpie and the Squid

All she wanted to do was raise a good daughter. She did everything right and then absolutely completely out of her control. The internet was invented. She had no choice. No one ever came to her home and said, should we have an internet? Well, what's that? It means that a gross, horrible alcoholic, middle-aged man will be a part of your daughter's life. You don't get to choose. It's the internet. So my takeaway is just keep me in a gross, creepy asshole. Absolutely. I'm making better women.