Recently there's been a kid named James. He has autism and recently he's been trying to sexually assault me. And the thing is, you know, I know they can't help it and stuff, but every time he does that he just has this looking his eyes. Oh, yeah. This lustful evil look. Well, they say if if they say if the devil's got your nuts, he's got your eyes. Because the eyes are just the nuts of the face. Let's hear more.
On this solo episode of This Past Weekend, Theo Von talks about his trip to the Super Bowl, meeting a dialed-in Drew Brees, the problem with chili cook-offs, what to do when your friend cheats, and more. He also responds to some of your voicemails, and calls a lawyer for advice about his case with Kai the Hitchhiker.