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Your Luck Is Like A Rollercoaster, Baby-Baby

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Football Pads Poop Yourself

I've seen DK Metcalf run that motherfucker can fly. was like he was on death's door and then came back down you don't believe him why would why wouldn't you make up a less embarrassing story if that wasn't the case I think it's a trick to say cut say it's an embarrassing story in order to hide because you're like no one's gonna question that It's so embarrassing why would you question it? "90% of football players pee themselves every game"

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