How to Write a Book About a Pedestal

Nabokov said when he wrote Lolita, why he was interested in writing a book about a pedophile. He read a newspaper clipping back in like the 40s of this guy who was studying apes. It's not that it's not he wants to fuck kids and he's the guy. The whole book is about a guy who really wants a kid real bad. But he's great though. He gets drunk and hangs out with Michelle Obama. No, everybody loves him now. Trump made it so they like nobody remembers the crimes of the Bush family. Yeah. All our fans about to read Lolita. They're like, honey, put my prusty and manuscript down