How to Massage Kale Into Heaven

Kale is a winter vegetable, often boiled or in stews. Mimi Sheraton says if you eat it like you're supposed to then it's really delicious. But these days the way that people cook it is wrong and she feels quite responsible for that. You do have to boil it for three days. And this completely transforms kale. It stops at making your fart. And B, it stops at tasting bitter. If you massage it with a whisper bar - because it has a lot of sugars that don't get broken down until they're way through your digestive system and your large intestine. So A, then that gives you lots of bad gas,. And B, that means that on