How to Be a Good Comedian

Dean Martin: There's two ways to do performing. You either have to care so desperately what the audience thinks of you Don Rickles is an example of that, Celine Dion isAn example of that. The other way is not to give a fuck And it seems like if you're in the middle and try to do one or the other They will destroy you I've always had this metaphor, everyone listening is tired of it, but penis He's the only one I'm talking to right nowI feel this way politically, I feel this way From a performance standpoint, as you just said, I've always saidYou either have to be on the beach, away from the waves Or out