This chapter discusses the necessity of adequate facilities like porta potties in parks to deter public urination in inappropriate areas, such as bushes. The conversation explores the environmental impact of human and animal urine on trees and grass and the challenges of managing public urination, including the use of innovative designs like deflectors. Comparisons are drawn between vintage public urinals in Paris and those in New York City, touching on craftsmanship, aesthetics, advertisements, historical evolution, and personal reflections on upbringing and music practices.