The Importance of a Good Meeting

I gained 70 pounds when I was pregnant, which made me look like a very heavy snake that swallowed a small goat. So he couldn't really focus on the fact that I really, you know, look like I was about to pop. Then your water breaks. We sign the engagement letter. I'm in the hospital with an emergency C section within days. He wants to know who do we have ready for him to meet. And I said, well, I'm calling you from the delivery room, delivery for what? What is he thinking talking about? "You could hear a pin drop on this whole silence"