The Average Person Moans for About 34 Minutes on a Monday

"I am the most punctual person in the world. You're never late for work on a Monday," he says. "If there's one thing I love doing, it's moaning." A 2011 study said that the average person moans for about 34 minutes on a Monday compared to 22 minutes on other days. 'You would be late for your own funeral' is an expression found only in English.