Is There a Black Hole?

Everybody was expecting the thing to get totally torn apart by this black hole or whatever is there. It passed right by, and it mostly held its shape. So that was a real mystery. People were like, hold on a second. What's going on? This isn't described at all by our calculations. Wy maybe the gas cloud was made out of durain, and the black hole was like, i don't want anyhowi dont wat to lick. Totally explains it, right? When you're getting rejected by clouds of gas, well you must really be stake. Ia ha, ha,ha, ha, ha. That threw some shade on the theory that mabe there