I Don't Want to Go to the Adrian Peterson School of Child Rearing

"I need to be able to call somebody who's not just like a dude, bro," he says. "If I see you on the first day and you're like crying and you're cereal and you're laughing at the same time, I'm going to refund your money and send you to a doctor because I don't want to make shit worse." He doesn't have kids yet but there's a reason for that - abortion is the reason.