How to Catch a Fucking Dog

"I could have hit your dogs and I would have had to live with that," she says. "You shouldn't be asking strangers to get that close to your dog to get it." The owner was a super rich VC guy who moved into the neighborhood, but didn't make an effort to follow up on his offer of help or compensate her for lost pets. She's not sure if he ever compensated her: "I just don't even want to".