The Problem With Seagulls in the UK

Bridlington has 21 fish and chips takeaways within a five-minute walk of the centre. The problem is you have so much fish and chips that also means you have a lot of seagulls. It's in the Bible, isn't the land of Nod? It's the place East of Eden where they get sent off. I think really long-tases are read by Bible. Is that why they call it God's own country? They're deluded.