And then you have presenters are saying to

their political correspondent, blah blah blah blah, how much will be in it? He's not even James,

how proud is that? Well Theo, thank you for this, this has been brilliant and I hope you've learnt something. Yeah. I've learnt not to answer my phone when you're going to ring me in the morning. Right, get into work, I'll see you soon. Theo.

Nice one, Theo. Bye, mate. Prime

Minister's questions is happening today, every Wednesday. They do Prime Minister's questions. In case you've never seen it before, LBC always stream it live on their YouTube channel as well as on the radio it's fascinating to watch. Imagine the Muppet Show but for actual real with a load of cow noises in the background so basically what happens is he will get up and he will say a Prime Minister you're rubbish and my dad's bigger than your dad and then he sits down and then the Prime Minister stands up and goes ah but no no no my dad's huge actually and I'll tell you something else you would have voted against it and we would have voted for it and then you get the Gullis the Hyena go ahhhhh! and then and then he sits down and then kissed down my stand up and he goes and ignores his answer and just goes look at and then he sits down and then he kisses down and then he kisses down down and then he kisses kisses kisses down down down and then he kisses down and then he kisses down and then he kisses down and then he kisses down and then he kisses down and and and then he kisses Party hate hate cheese hate cheese we love cheese and then somebody goes ah too much and then the speaker of the house he goes excuse me excuse me excuse me I'll kick you out if you keep making that noise we all want to hear what he's got to say and then he sounds a little bit like a northern bungal from Rainbow. You can't do that, Jeffrey. That is very naughty of you. Go on, Zippy. What were you saying? And then that finishes and then they have the Scottish man who normally stands up. Yeah, he's not there anymore. He

left because

no one liked him. But apparently everyone likes him, it's really weird. And then it'll be the budget where the man with an old case turns up and tells us how much fags and boos is going to be. And he tells us lots of all boring stuff to do with interest rates, pensions and stuff. And then he's just sitting there going, how much is a lager? How much is a lager? How much is a lager? And then we all go home, we have tuna sandwich and we got a bed.

This is the Chris Moyles Show Podcast. Okay so

Dominic Byrne is getting ready, he's in position for today's 50 at 50 challenge, it's going to be great. So it's a viral challenge, just the elevator lift challenge where basically you call the lift your left hand, press the button, and then with your right hand, you, as the Americans call it, flip the bird and keep it in that position until the doors are fully opened. I know Dominic's fakes sighted about this. I'm

not. Are

you not?

I'm not looking forward to this at all. This is horrible.

I don't know if I've actually slightly got the rules wrong because somebody has text in saying that you do need to hold the pose whilst anybody needs to get out of the lift gets out and anybody needs to get in gets all the way in until the doors close again then the lift sets off and then can you take down the bird? I think

I think they're looking at the wrong rule.

Oh okay.

How many burns 50 at 50?

Oh my god.

What? No sorry it's Sadiq Khan. I've high -fived him at watching Stevie Wonder. Oh my god,

it's the Prime Minister. That's not even right. He's coming into an interview in LBC

in all seriousness, have you checked whether there are very, very important people in the building today? No. Why would we? Okay, excellent. Well done, guys. Now,

here's the other thing, and I swear this is true. We can't get a feed of what you're doing into the studio, so you're also going to have to talk us through it. So when the left door's open, you're going to then have to explain if there's a no one in there or B if there is who is who it is oh

you can't watch this no oh brilliant I'd have to do it then well

no we can watch it later you're being filmed if you look over your right shoulder there should be a man holding a massive camera hello

so are you ready dumb I am ready all

right

so no now I just want to apologize to everyone because I don't like being rude to people and I don't tend to flick the bird just to any old person.

Right, you save it for dignitaries.

Save it for dignitaries. Now James, am I pressing the up or the down?

Let's go up. Yeah,

I'm pressing the up.

Yeah, so you'll be calling the elevator to go up.

Get the third in position. This is horrible. You should call it down actually.

Then it goes back down again. Which one? Go up. I'm pressing up. Okay so you're pressed up with the left hand. I'm pressing

up now with my left hand. And

your right hand should now go into the position of the bird flipping. This is horrible. Okay now you're gonna tell us if you can see where the lift is what Florida I just say does it? Oh, it's coming

up now. It's on the third floor. No, it's opening. No, it's opening. No, it's opening

Hello,

sorry, hello Hello, are you having a nice day here? I didn't mean to go out. Are you staying in the lift? Are you going back up again? Okay, and bye -bye Two two lovely ladies ah I do I don't know who they were that was quick I've just flicked them what was their reaction not happy look one of the left not very happy oh the one of the right found it vaguely amusing oh that's good yeah that's

good oh

good god this is how I actually make them feel a bit sick right

can we

not do that again can we not do the last

gone up.

The lifter's a static on the fourth. Okay let's call it down. Let's call it down shall we? Yes. Alright. Should we do that James? Yep so call the lifter. I can't wait till you're like 25 James. Right you ready? Yep. Going down now. Just press it. Now

raise the right hand please. You know I can't keep my eyes open when I do. Oh you gotta. Oh

it's horrible.

And try and keep a straight face for added bonus points. I can't. Chris this is horrendous. Oh

there's no one in there. Yes. Boom time. Oh that's good. All right let the lift go. Oh the relief when there's no one

there. Let it go. I do post this to

the ladies if they were listening earlier.

Was it in their face?

Pretty much, James. Actually, pretty much. Okay, so the lift now is going all the way down to the ground, or the second floor as it turns out. Let

it go, just let it go. Okay. We're not in any rush down, we're in this all day. So when it comes to that lift Dom. Yeah. Let's

call it up.

Should we call it up, shall we? Yes, I think so. James is... Oh, what? Okay, it's going up. It's promising. It's going up. Okay, then raise that right hand my friend. I hate this. It's going up. It's

So much. Okay, this is fun. Oh here. Okay. Oh, no, it's going down now. Oh, it's going down. Oh, we can wait

Oh,

so is it going to the it's going to the first do

I have to still hold this it's picking up some guests. Oh I believe some dignitaries have just arrived. I think

it is It's at the ground floor now

No,

and now there's lots of floors above us so if anyone's going to the fourth floor the fifth floor the sixth floor Where

is it done? All right, so it's still on the how many people are getting in? Okay now it's moving up. Is your

right hand in position? Yes!

It is. So it's ground and now it's going first floor. I was stopping at the first floor picking more people. Brilliant. Because it does pick up on the ground and the first. It does.

It could have let people out you don't know. No. There in as well okay is it one bird or two did you say one

one one yeah it doesn't want to be too rude yeah yeah

don't be too right okay now it's second floor it's coming no not not a second floor now and it's coming no stop down the second killing me the suspense is killing me. This is fun Okay, that left more

people are getting in who's gonna be in it. Oh Sure, make sure you get it right against the door. Sure like Chris. Yeah, right. Yeah, here we go. Okay, here we go I'm so

sorry Here we go

I'm so sorry What? Jenny It's a Jenny fault nice Jenny fault.

I'm so sorry Jenny Jenny. Oh just flick the bird to Jenny fuck me. Oh That's bad She didn't look very happy No, Jenny, I'm so sorry Jenny's lovely she's Jenny's lovely and she didn't even stop for a chat. She's just went straight down again. Can I come back now? Well that's three isn't it? No I think you've only done it twice I think you need to... Well there's an empty lift.

Shall we do one more James? Yeah we've got... Try one more James I could do this to ten o 'clock. Alright. Really good. Okay well

it's now on the sixth floor.

Oh brilliant. Executive floor.

Thank you. Yeah. Okay okay shall I call it down?

Alright Ashley and Stephen if you're getting the lift now.

Am I calling it down, James?

Yes. Call it down.

In all seriousness, if this is big management, I'm really sorry. And I blame James Robinson.

What if it's like someone really lovely like James Rea, the head of all radio? oh

James is lovely yeah okay right right finger extended okay

get it right against the door right against the door oh here we go we're stopping at the fourth oh this is the most people getting in man this is great by the way there will be a video of this uh yeah doesn't have to be a video and if they won't put it out I'll put it on my socials. I'll tell you that for nothing. Alright are you ready Dom? No. Where is it?

Okay it's coming down for the third. Alright here we go. Fingers up.

Yep. I'm sorry. Here we go.

Oh please don't be. Oh it's opening. It's

opening. Oh there's no one in it. Yeah. In your face. Right I'm coming back in. You lucky devil. Hee he You jammy, jammy, jammy guy. Oh, my heart. Right. All right. Come back into the studio. Here we go. This is. Well done. Oh, my goodness. Well done. Now talk us through that experience. Were you that was I Jenny's

face She was so disappointed in me I'm not surprised. The woman's an angel. She's an angel. Just put the bird right in her face. I'm sorry, Jenny And the other ladies as well. They look lovely I don't know. But the

one on the left was nice. Now did you enjoy being part of a current viral trend?

I'm gonna say no. Right. But you will when you watch your back I think.

Okay. Would you recommend that we do it? I recommend you do

it. Yeah. And I definitely recommend James. Oh I recommend James does it as well. Between 9 and 10 I think James should do it. Well that's lift rule let. Yep. That's lift rule let for you.

Dominik you've ticked it off the list that's another 50 at 50 done. Dominik

burns 50 at 50. Just

do the show from like somewhere nice. Can we just do the show from like somewhere warm and invite like loads of listeners? You know Ant and Dec do that last show from Florida and every week you invite people onto the plane. Oh, it's lovely. How much does that cost? A lot of money. No, it's really cheap. Can we not do that? Place

on a plane. Yeah need a big jet. Yeah

We can do place on a coach.

How much is it to hire a big plane? Oh. Or do we have to buy the tickets individually? Can we actually get the whole plane?

You can charge for a plane. Right.

Full plane.

Yeah. Yeah. Expensive. And the pilot. Alright. And

then we have to put everybody up.

Crew. Yeah.

Hmm. Pay

for the hotels. Okay.

It's wrong to ask a competition winner to pay for their plane and travel, isn't it? We would have to cover that, wouldn't we? Why don't we do that? Why don't we do that? The first competition where essentially we're just we're a travel operator. Wait. That's all we're doing.

So you know what? They're giving away. You've won a place on the plane. Yes. Why don't we do exactly the same but in the terms and conditions the place on the plane costs 350 quid. Yes. You got to pay for it. You got to pay for everything. And this

beautiful five star hotel. Yeah. 400 quid a night. You win a pint somewhere.

No, they win a place as long as they can afford it. That's it. We are going to Ibiza and we've got a hotel and we're flying out to Ibiza. British Airways, beautiful. Then we're getting on a coach and then we've got three nights in somewhere classy like Ibiza Rocks. And then we all come back again. You've won, if you want to win, text in now. As long as you can afford it.

Tease and seize. Well just got a load of rich idiots though.

You've won a place on the plane. Hey! We've worked out to about 2,100 each. 2,100

for three nights in Ibiza!

Congratulations!

Yeah we've got overheads.

You're a winner. You're a winner. You're a winner. You're a winner. You're a winner. Let's

do that. Yeah let's

do that. There'll

be rules on that believe it or not. Probably. put it in the T's and C's though. Can we do a competition called read the terms and conditions?

Yeah well you're supposed to but yeah.

But no one does. But if we called the competition.

T's and C's.

We call it T's and C's.

Good morning global league.

And we go have you read? And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. But right in there somewhere it says, uh, you win nothing. Yeah. Number, uh, clause 7B. Disregard all the other clauses. Yeah. Yeah. I'd

say more people don't read them than read them. Yeah.

Yeah. The winner of the competition has to legally give us their house. Yeah. Give one. Hey, you've read the T's and C's give us the keys What give us the keys?

It's legally behind him. Give us the key stop texting the win. We haven't opened a competition Win

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