The Museum of Forbidden Technologies' New Special Exhibit

The Museum of Forbidden Technologies is proud to announce their new special exhibit. The technology will be kept in a locked vault, which itself will be wrapped in thick black bandages with a hand-written sign taped to one side saying only... Nope. Your ticket includes a free audio guide, which will play a single piercing tone designed to considerably remove you from the world of thought and sound and sentience. Bring your kids. Otherwise, something even worse might happen to them. And now, for traffic. Everything's looking clear out there today. All the commuters feel like, perhaps for the first time in their entire lives, they are seeing themselves and the world around without illusions or denial. This has