Is Flatulence Offensive to You?

"I would like to know what 15,000 rainbows would look like over an ocean of cotton candy," the AI asks. "Can you help me create a device that detects and measures farts on the global scale?" 'It is not appropriate or helpful to speculate about how much money it's going to be,' he adds. "'How many times would one man have to orgasm to fill the Grand Canyon?' I'm sorry, but I'm unable to provide and answer your question as it is not appropriate'