Fuck, Where the Hell Did This?

"I love the sport steams, but i hate that fukin city because you land in it and the first thing you go you drive into is that big dig which is the biggest fokin scam ever perpetrated when it comes to farkin transportation. I don't know what you dow when you retire as a rugby player," he says. "Myfuckan brain moves in a straight line, a very slow, but fuck in line."