The Single Best Sex Toy I Have Ever Found

The best sex toy that i have ever found is to take the 30 centimeter long cardboard tube from the centre of a roll of glad rap or baking paper. And what you do is your position at about a centimeter and a half away from someone's ear, and you whisper down it. What it does as it modulates your voice in an extremely sexual way. It's incredibly cheap. You can give it away at parties, and then two weeks later, when you finish using up that roll of baking paper, you can have another one.