You Still Do It?

i don't know about you, but i bounce jokes off friends, literally. There's an obvious piece of information often you're just not telling. I thought of your beday thing with cause you have this great run about bdayys. But i go, one night, i was driving home from a gig late at night, and i had to go to the bathroom so badly, i pulled over at a gas station. And there's a no seat on the toilet, which means i'm sitting inside the toilet. And i have washed my but at least one thousand times since this incident, and i still don't think it's clean. Not a good feeling. Myoa, horrible