The Tasers Out Policy

PC Russell alone had tasered 15 innocent members of the public within four minutes. Prabacila pointed out that his pepper spray on his utility belt might indeed contain some usable pepper. So he offered it to PC Russell, who said yes and was sprayed in face. It's not quite the same as freshly cracked black pepper sitting on the surface of a beef head suit, but at least my face had the sting and tang, that peppery sensation. But you know, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I glanced across the ballroom and yeah, Phil spotted Cardi B. Suddenly they're making a Cardi B line for Cardi B, if you know