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The Christmas Dinner Party (Live at Southbank Centre’s Royal Festival Hall)

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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Is This a Lift in a Building?

Paternoster lift in Sheffield is 'dangerous' and has no emergency stop. If you happen to have very long legs, one leg goes on and keeps going up. As a tall person, fragments of your leg can go in first. I've been in it and survived, so you can't tell me how to survive it. It's an easy thrill if you're a slinky. The only thing I've ever seen in a new one pull a neck or a lot of JoJo mum on Bebe bag.

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