This chapter explores the experiences of comedians who have relocated for their careers, contrasting life in Los Angeles with quieter locations like Ojai. Through a humorous lens, they discuss the impact of remote work on their routines, the complexities of modern relationships, and the interplay of societal changes on traditional terms like 'partner' and 'marriage.' The conversation weaves through the comedy industry, societal observations, and personal anecdotes, providing insights into identity, friendship, and the nature of humor in today's world.