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David O'Doherty

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

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I've Made Such Peats in the Bathroom, Teryafeit?

i have a friend who's scientist, and he takes it upon himself to teach me things like a relativity a. He'll make it the most idiot proof ex so it'll be like, imagine the world is a golf pool. All i know is that some people put forward the idea of their being more than four, five dimensions. So if you're lying, like i got in the elevator with the woman who took me to morning t v to tha, and she smelet, amazing. Ot, it was her perfume. I wanted to eat her. She smelt like boba. Ye, i have to take a pisk, and then i'm gong to ask you

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