The Tank That You Go In

I don't like to eat out of bowls anymore. They just make me feel like I'm dying all the time. Joey Diaz gave something to my dad on accident. And then I took something and it was fun. We had a really great time. But the next morning, I woke up with... And I can only describe it as searing anxiety. So if I always am weird about that, because I do have children and they're gonna grow up and one day they'll listen to this and you'll be a fucking movie star and they'll be like, shut up.