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In today's episode of Backpacker Radio presented by The Trek, we are joined by Lt Cookoo Bird. Cookoo's a name you've heard on this podcast before, he's been a hiking partner of Jabba's for many years and he was the third member of our Wind River High route trek in 2019. Today's episode is a certified marathon, as Cookoo delights us with tales from trails all over the country, including the time he got a hitch from a prostitute, tindering his way along the West Coast, cycling from Oregon to Maine with his mom, befriending countless strangers, and much more. This one is an instant Backpacker Radio classic.

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Interview with Lt. Cookoo Bird

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Time stamps & Questions

00:05:35 - QOTD: What is the appropriate amount of time to wait to ask to eat someone’s pickle?

00:08:20 - Reminders: Vote for BPR in the Sports Podcast Awards!

00:09:25 - Introducing Bruce

00:10:08 - Tell us your trail name origin story.

00:13:40 - Why did you start with the Long Trail?

00:15:45 - Would you say the Appalachian Trail was your most formative hike?

00:16:30 - Tell us about your vow of silence on the AT.

00:21:39 - What was Jabba like in 2013?

00:23:10 - Any other standout stories from the AT?

00:25:02 - Give us the background on hiker gangs.

00:28:15 - Discussion about Riff Raff

00:36:39 - What are the different groups like?

00:38:48 - What is the interaction like between groups?

00:40:40 - Tell us about the Adirondack 46ers.

00:45:00 - How did the Adirondacks compare to trails you’d done before?

00:46:02 - Was the Sierra High Route next?

00:47:00 - Getting to the Lost Coast Trail

01:01:50 - Tell us about the Lost Coast Trail

01:05:50 - Getting to the Sierra High Route

01:12:20 - Tell us about the Sierra High Route.

01:16:54 - What is camping like on the Sierra High Route?

01:18:15 - How much is on trail versus off?

01:19:44 - Tell us the story of almost getting kicked off a bus.

01:26:55 - Tell us about the bike tour with your mom.

01:30:45 - What did you learn about your mom while biking from coast to coast?

01:32:02 - How would you describe your relationship to your mom prior to the trip?

01:34:22 - Did your relationship change over the course of the trip?

01:38:17 - How did the bike trip compare to your thru-hikes?

01:41:24 - Anything else to share from the ride?

01:42:30 - Tell us about your adventures in 2017.

01:52:00 - Discussion about Mt. Washington

01:53:58 - Biking around Lake Superior

02:00:50 - Disassembling a barn in Iowa

02:02:00 - Trying MCT oil

02:04:30 - Discussion about Bruce’s love life

02:06:30 - Tell us about the first attempt of the Hayduke in 2019

02:14:30 - Story about burning his foot on the Hayduke

02:27:10 - Switching to hike with Jabba in Escalante 

02:29:40 - Interview pause: twin update

02:32:49 - Tell us about the Wind River High Route

02:43:00 - Story about bailing off the Wind River High Route

02:50:00 - Tell us about redeeming yourself with a class 5 climb in the Tetons

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• 12 Helpful Tips for Dealing With Rain While Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Kelly Floro

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