Cobal Coba's Always the Explanation, but There's Trouble in the Sea

In cobal i was called out of retirement to the department of labors system and then transferred to the bureau of lost moneys. They told me to keep my head down and stay in my own lane, but i don't believe in lanes, except on the free way. Go on the webside. Was always having issues or undergoing maintenance. And if a reporter caught wind of it, then the old broken coball was always a convenient patsy. But i started poking around the code, and i figured out what was really going on. Plus, there's corruption in the cod and sin in the syntax that attacks the tax department too. I won't take it any more