Baltimore Sports Teams - Stallions, Terrapins and Cults

Stallions are the local Canadian football team. The terrapins were a two season federal league baseball team in the 40s. Johnny United used to be an NFL team then they left. Our state sport is jousting. That's right up there with Live For Your Die. If I force my kids to do a lot of jousting, can I get them into an Ivy League school?