The Lamest Country of All Time

"It might be the lamest country of all time. We're still doing that shit." "I whacked off in the bunks," he says, adding: "There's deans out there ... I couldn't catch a fat though" 'You could do like a military school fat with fucking real quiet,' CNN anchor Matt Lauer adds. "'Fucking Air Canada can go fuck itself' is what they call it now,'" GQ writer John Sutter responds.