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525: Mic of Gold

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Don't Hit Your Ass in the Shower

Wiping isn't enough. It's not like you clean your ass when you wipe on the toilet, right? And then in the shower, no, water shouldn't touch your anus. But this guy's using it as an enima, wherein there'll be literal flexes. He's getting loose with that definition. I think he's using the hand shower more as a bedet than an enima. That is, yes, fine. If he's shoving the tube up his ass and flushing his cavity, then, ye, he should stop that. You need to have something where the little, the dingleberries can flush. Like, every drain is a pretty open

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