Canvas Clark - The Future Fake Director of Special Investigations at the State of Illinois

There was no director of special investigations position at the state of illinois. The ceremonies were an elaborate hoax produced by clark herself. Everything was scripted and make believe, including canvas clark's background story that was oft repeated. But true to her public claims, she had grown up on the south side of ch Chicago. She is featured prominently in the school's 19 87 year book as part of the fashion club and the mathbusters team. However, most of canvasClark's classmates remember her as 19 87 miss tean illinois.