How to Deal With Housemates

She's had an American who spat in the communal milk to quote unquote build up our antibodies. Someone from New Zealand who would sexy talk porn lines in our shared house to completion. The blonde-sized eight woman who would put on hot pant pyjamas every time Joe's boyfriend was there. How long is OK for random people to sleep on the sofa? And how do you deal with a situation when it is clear they have overstayed their work? Can I just say we've been very restrained with our alcohol intake today, haven't we? It's a comparison to other episodes. We have... Well, she hasn't finished her ginger bono, but having eaten a lot