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What Is The Future Of Flash Forward?

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The Future of Humanity

By 2070, Earth will have one massive subsurface Long Island ice tea. To satisfy the monthly up-toupling of toilet paper demand, all plant life has been converted into gently yet resilient three-ply squares. These are now soaked in ethanol and highly flammable. Once these catch fire they will burn for a few years, only finally going out after they have completely exhausted Earth's oxygen supply. The sloshed will inherit the Earth. That is our prediction, drunken fish people of 2070.

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