The Mattress Saga

I have a story about a mattress saga. I talk about growing up in Montana. But the one that jumps out above the rest right now is did you say you have an uncle who melted? Yeah, my dad's a lawyer. He was used to be a man. And now he's a puddle. So you call him your punk. Well, I mean, but at one point in his bodily existence on earth, he ended up as a puddles. It's a dark story.